License and Taxing of “NOT” raised Dogs in Canada and the USA

Do I have to pay animal license taxes on my "not" raised dogs with your Office of Animal Control in Canada and the USA according to your animal care and control tyranny laws?

3 Oct. 09

By Dean A. Ayers

Lead Investigative Reporter

NationalDogPress ©

Dear Canada and USA ‘Sires’ of Animal Care and Control Authorities,

My friend over in the city of Well Fare just received two subsidy checks for $1,000 each from their local government office of animal care and control run by their socialized Well Fare Animal Rights Activist Legislation Employment Office, for "not" raising dogs in their community. 

Right now I'm not getting any extra help from the Canadian or United States governments while I'm displaced from my previous employment because of the failing economy, so I want to go into the "not-raising-dogs" business, sponsored your nation’s Animal Rights Activist Legislation Employment Office, which I heard was sponsored by the animal rights lobby in your nations.

I heard allegedly that these new animal care and control laws you now have in Canada and the USA are now approved by your local city Board of Directors, in order to promote tyranny in animal care and control of law abiding dog and pet owners in your Country. All of this animal control is of course, for the purpose of totally “license taxing” all dog and animal owners to “death” in your county, or the pet owners face confiscation of their animals by your country animal controlling authorities.

So in the spirit of following your new animal license ‘taxation’ laws in Canada and the USA; what I want to know is, in your opinion, what is the best kind of dog home or animal farm "not" to raise dogs in, and what is the best breed of dogs "not" to raise in your Country? 

Do I have to register or license my "not" raised dogs with the new National Animal Identification System or with your local BARF Humane Society office?

Also can I "not” report all the dogs that I will “not” own, every 24 hours as required by the Animal Identification regulations, when I do “not” move them off my premises, so I will "not" be fined $1,000 a day, per "not" dog or animal, per “not" violating your national animal regulations, according to Canada and the USA’s anti-dog care and control regulations "not?" 

I want to be sure that I approach this endeavor of “not” raising any dogs with my family in your Country, in keeping with all the alleged governmental/corporation license "taxation without representation" funded laws and policies that your animal care and control national and local laws allegedly promote.

I would prefer “not” to raise purebred, cross-breed, mixed dogs, or any rescued dogs, but if that is not a good type or breed "not" to raise as a family dog, then I will just as gladly “not" raise any AKC registered breed of dogs on my private property either, in your country. 

As I see it, the hardest part of this national “animal license taxation” and tyranny animal care and control legislation program will be in keeping an accurate inventory of how many dogs I have "not" raised and “not” reported to your government animal control.

That being said, in the spirit of "not" raising dogs according to your unincorporated local county area families in your home country, your printed and distributed animal care and control brochures (not), for small dog “non-producers,” which I will qualify for; this regulation and animal license and taxation program of your country is “not” voluntary, even if my dogs are truly permanent indoor house dogs.

I need to know that as long as I do "not" let the "not" raised family dogs off  my private property, called “not" a dog owner premises," then I understand you will "not" subject my family to tyranny controlled dog license “taxation” and “harassment” on my private property about my “not” owned dogs under your nation’s animal care and control animal license taxation control legislation program that is now mandatory according to your newly installed socialism care and control regulations and laws.

Can you please tell me if I got your nation’s dog license “taxation” facts correct from the new animal care and control laws you approved, Sire?

I understand you all in Canada and the USA official government Administration’s are "not" very responsive to your citizen’s questions about your new animal care and control laws, but that you all (in government) think you already have "all" the right answers in Canada and the USA  animal control authority office’s "not."

My ex-friend, named Omybama, is very joyful about the future of this national tyranny taxation of all the dogs in the country (especially any dog that never leaves the inside of the pet owner’s house), by your alleged agri-biz-incorporated sponsored "welfare" country businesses, of "not” raising dogs in any family homes or on any person’s private property in the rural areas of your country."

I also heard that your Presidential Administration just essentially ‘copied’ the tyranny animal care and control ordinance from a neighboring country? Did your government employees not know how to properly write animal care and control legislation that would actually be ‘fair’ to dog owners in the country? Was it really necessary to plagiarize your nation’s tyranny animal control laws from someone else?

My ex-friend, named Omybama, has been raising his family of water dogs for twenty years or so, and the best he ever made on them was $422 in a country dog show prize award in 1988. Until this year 2009, when he got two subsidy checks for $1000 each, for "not" raising any dogs anymore, from the USA and Canada office of  "not” raising dogs, thru their locally sponsored animal care, license taxation, and control programs “not" based at the Olympic Stadium Street, Chicago, Illinois, “not.”

If I can get $1000 (like my ex-friend Omybama) for each "not" raised family dog on my private property in your country like my friend allegedly did in his town of Well Fare, then if I “not” raise 50 dogs on my private property in your country will I get a bigger Well Fare check from your socialized government subsidy? For example, can I get $2000 for “not” raising 100 dogs, as long as I do "not" license them, and “not” register them with your National Animal Identification regulations "not"? 

Also, with your national bad economy and higher price for food for pets and humans now days, I am also considering the "not” raising cows or hogs Well Fare program on my family private property in your Country as well, which your Well Fare state also sponsors from all those "not" so interested independent farmers “not” making any money on their family farms. I think they call them "mad cow" family operations don't they, so please send me any information you have on your Well Fare animal subsidy program also, for “not” raising those family pets or animals on any premises or farm. 

In view of these circumstances, Sires of Canada and the USA, you understand that I am now totally unemployed and that I have no money to pay for all these new ‘tyranny’ dog license taxes for “not” raising any dogs, pets or animals on my private property in your country. There for I plan to file for your Federal Unemployment and Federal Government food stamps, while I am "not" raising all these nationally licensed and controlled animals “not”.

Sires of Canada and the USA, after you have began to license and tax me, my dogs, and other pets, and animals “to death” for simply owning my own dogs, pets or animals in your fine establishment of a country (like in the city of Well Fare) with all these new animal care and control laws "not" will you subsidize my ‘burial” of pet ownership and freedom also?

Be assured, Sires of Canada and the USA, that you all will have my VOTE in the coming elections for YOUR re-election. NOT!

Patriotic-ally Yours, 

Mr. Dog Smith, “A Man who just owns pet dogs inside his home as his family”. 

PS. Please notify me when you are giving out free socialized national surplus corn and cheese, from the independent animal home owners and farmers you run out of business by your tyranny animal license and taxation laws. 

PPS: TO ALL CANADIANS and AMERICANS; For "Real" folks; Just VOTE, "NO" to Deadwood Country, State, and local county or city politicians, who won't say "NO" to STOP Anti-Pet, animal care and control county, state or federal license, taxation and tyranny animal laws, spay/neuter laws to avoid taxation tyranny requirements, and unlawful and unconstitutional animal care and control legislation that does “not” provide “due process” for a pet owner before Animal Control Authorities or Mounties can confiscate, seize or euthanize your dogs. This country has approved various animal care and control regulations with an agenda to end Canadian’s and American's freedoms and liberties to freely own animals and pets without government intrusion or violation of their Constitution and that is appalling! 

PPPS: Stop any and all perverted Anti-Pet Ownership ordinances, spay/neuter license requirements, and mandatory taxation for animal owner control legislation/laws that take away your rights to freely own and maintain your pets and dogs on your own private property. 

And by the way, please tell Mills County, Iowa, the USA, and Canada as a whole nation. That "We the People” in each nation Have the Right to Bear F.arms!" 

...AND OWN OUR DOGS, PETS AND ANIMALS WITHOUT GOVERNMENT TYRANNY INTRUSION!

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