CAT TAGGING; a form of animal activist satire, like dumb blondes

COMMENTARY – SATIRE

By Art Beck

Investigative Reporter

NationalDogPress.com Headline News ©

25 May 09

Here at the NationalDogPress, instead of a standard category system we use a system called tagging at the end of BLOG articles. This allows a visitor to look at a particular tag and see all the posts in that category thru a search mode.

It generally it works really well. Right up until you get the person that either doesn't understand tags or likes to abuse the system in a vain attempt to get more readers by badmouthing men with dogs.

Let's take a recent example.  A woman who owned many cats recently moaned about the RSS feeds not working properly. Fair enough, if it doesn't work, get it fixed. No problem with that. But. What the heck has RSS problems got to do with the CAT TAGGING of many RSS feeds to intentionally bad mouth the article author? An example of this CAT TAGGING is as follows:

Bad Behavior, Dog Press, cats, women, animals, activists, liberals, News and politics, blondes, Life in general, Photo Sharing, Life, Amazing Facts, Whatever, Blogosphere, Science, Marketing, Business, Blog, photos, Humanity, What The F**k, Entertainment, Politics, Photography, Blogs and Blogging, Girl Stuff, Happy, sex, advertising, the life, Own Story, Genre: Romance, Photo Blogging, quotes, Creativity, Market Analysis, Top 10 Blogs, Top Blogs, daily life, Inside my mind, Photo, General Blogging, Photographs, Cool photos, philosophy & politics, Impeach Bush, Blogroll, Everything, The Story Behind a Photo, Market Research & Intelligence, Marketing Communications, The Marketeer, What if, Beauty, Emarketing, Mind & Spirit, What I'm thinking now, Jokes, Stories From The Heart, What's New, Feeds, President Bush, anger, Emotional, Law & Politics, Feed, Sexual/Sensual, Marketing & Promotion, kids, News Feeds, Intuition, Matters of the Heart, Love, Romance/ Love, Article Marketing, Motherhood, Blonde, Management, Democrats, Internet Marketing, Quotes for Thought, psycho girl, Your Body & Your Life, Marriage, stupidity, Life and loving it., Success!, Quotable Quotes, My Story, Romantic, a-woman-thing, Sexcom, Amazing Stuff, Spiritual Quotes, Sexblogging, sexy, etcetera, Depression, Sadness, Crazy, About Me, Myself and I, Advertisement, joke, George W. Bush, Jokes / Funny Stuff, Who am I?, Pain, Top Headlines, What is real?, Web Marketing, romance, Child abuse and neglect, Jokes and Humor, Today I am listening to confusions, Humor n Joke, Call Me Crazy, Childhood Blogs, Invention, Innovation, Creativity, This Ugly and Beautiful World, confusion, imaginer, stupid secrets, Top 5 Lists, Sexuality, Dumb Blondes, Britney Spears Dumb Blondes to the MAX,  When My Heart Goes Crazy, Hopeless Romantic Me, Girls, Happy Joy, Love/Romance, Imagination, Psychology & The Mind, Offline Marketing Top Tips, believer, Addiction, sad things, girl speak, Love & Relationships, General Confusion, Quotations, I Think, child psychology, Fashion & Beauty, RSS Feeds, sex toys, Democrats & The Left, People smarter than me, of Success, Deflecting them Mind Control Beams with my Nifty Tin Ha, Manly, Sexy living News, Sexy Girls, Britney blonde moments spreading profanity between her legs in photos at bars, drunk on her ass, butt naked for cameras, Confused, happiness, RSS & Web feeds, lover, SMART-TAG, What can you imagine, Victims, Passion, Passions and interests, Believe it or not, Democrat issues, Law of Success, Men Romance, Democrats and Republicans, Sex Toys Blogs, Feminism & Sexuality, imagine the world, Worthy Quotations, Genius in review, Top 10, Lovers, My Married Life, A Blondes Ramblings, I Am, create reality, loving human beings, Am I?, What is memory, Amazing things that happened to me, Married Bliss, Project Advertisement, The unbelievable, The Art of Happiness, Top 5, Being A Woman, Blonde Jokes, Imagine, You wouldn't believe, Can't believe I did it, Adventures in Womanhood, Couples, Pain and suffering, Top 10 Current Best Sellers, married couples, career woman, blackmail, Genius, unbelievable, Blissfulness, intelligent, Why Is It So Hard To Believe You're Beautiful?, sex and sexuality, Top 10 Best, Mind Control, bliss, some imagination required!, Uh, Happiness & Joy, Marriage Equality, foreplay, HELLO GORGEOUS, Gorgeous Women, Lists (My Top 10), thoughts & chaos, Personality disorders, Bipolar Disorder, Major Depression, Relationships & Sexuality, schizophrenia, Romance and Sex, Faith and Sexuality, ugly things, Loving/Hating, Top 10 Lists, I'm Loving You!, General Hatred, Dazed & Confused, Imagine That for ages 3-5 Years, sex talk, Orgasm, Sex Articles, Gorgeous People, the Universe and Everything, Photos / Pictures of Adds, Slightly Confused, Imagine That, Blonde Sense, Gorgeous Online Galleries!, Signs of confusion, Emotional Abuse, Utter confusion, Confused / Confusing, abusive, Ugliness, the unbelievable truth, biography/autobiography, Unbelievable news, Dealing with Grief, Amazed, Pain and Sorrow, Controlled orgasms, Adds, My Hot SEXcapades, the senses, Sexy Women, Passionately in love, stories needed of physical abuse, Beauty & Sexiness, Sexist, quotes that amaze me, multiple orgasms, Hot Sex, physical abuse, passionate, adult sex toys, what am I supposed to do here?, Sexy Men, The sex talk, You Got To Be Joking Me, Top 20 Reviews, Advertisements, Psychology, Abnormal Psychology, Personality

All of these are tags that are attached to the bottom of every single damned post. Why? Are raising cats that damn boring? What purpose does CAT TAGGING serve? You reckon you've already got a readership as they're using your RSS feed. Are you that vain that you need to enter the race for basic bitch popularity using CAT TAGGING examples above?

Oh, and about Dumb Cat Women ‘BLONDE’ Posts with their 'cat claws' out, and their responses I have received in the past; that I and others in this national organization on occasion have received (Intelligent Blondes Excluded of course):

1. Being blonde who own many cats, or friends there of, does not necessarily make you stupid. You are not necessarily stupid just because you are blonde, own cats, and harass men with dogs.

You are stupid. But not because you're blonde or own cats.

2. When you send me photos of yourself naked - If that's you BLONDEE laying by all those cats, in the photo I want proof. I want to see a photo of you with a handwritten sign saying I Love The Cowboy in the NationalDogPress. And PS: Put your clothes back on first.... I am too old to have a heart attack...

Blonde's think they are a demi god. Yeah, Demi God with cats. Women with dogs seem to reflect a lot more intelligence. I know this by their long signature blocks stating so.

I can't accept the title of demi god, as the entire cat loving Dumb Blondes of the world, have that honor! LOL! With the exception of "BRITNEY" No Class you 'cat women.' Buy a dog and sober up or take your meds.

There are more pressing animal legislation matters to attend to in life, than criticizing dog people defending your right to emailing blonde notes to men with dogs and their groupies.